Monday, February 11, 2008

Pick-up Lines ngayong araw ng mga Puso...

TAGALOG:
* Para kang kulangot, caus eyou're playing hard to get...
* para kang kuto, kasi ba naman I can't get you out og my head...
* Miss, may alam ka bang pagawaan ng relos? Tumitigil kasi ang oras ko lalo na kung kasama
kita...
* Miss, hindi ka ba napapagod? Kanina ka pa ksi tumatakbo sa puso ko...
* Alam mo para kang crayole, kasi lagi kang nagbibigay kulag sa buhay ko...
* Sana homework ka na lng, para sa ganun ma i-take home kita...
* May lisensya ka ba? Cause you're driving me crazy...
* Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight? O gusto mo akong dumaan ulit.
* Picture tayo, para close tayo...
* Sana mabago ko ang mga alpabeto, para namn mapag dikit ko ang U and I...
* Switch ka bah? Cause you turn me on...
* Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis? May spark kasi ang mga ngiti mo eh...
* Pag naging planeta ako gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko, para naman sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko...
* Siguro retarded ka noh... Cause you're so special...
* Ibibili kita ng salbabida kasi baka malunod ka sa pag-mamahal ko...

ENGLISH:

* You're like my underwear, cause I can't last a day without you...
* Have we met before? Cause you look familiar...
* My name is Pogo. Wanna jump on my stick...
* HI! I'm an astronaut and my next exploration is you...
* I'm not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bedrock...
* Hey babe! drop the zero and get with the hero, or in other words YOU BETTER COME
WITH ME...
* Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine...
* Hey! You owe me a beer cause I dropped mine when I look at you...
* Even a blind person can see how beautiful you are...
* Are you a dictionary? Cause you give meaning to my life...
* Ms., can you help me to look for my cat. But wait, I think it went to that hotel...
* Are your parents Greek, cause only Greek can make Goddess like you...
* I am a bee, ca